Oh, that’s good…Heh heh HOORF! The Tortimer always wins!
TORTIMER SHALL BE NO MORE IN MY TOWN.
VIVA LA REVOLUTION.
It seems everyone is running against me… Have I lost respect from the villagers?
Sorry, my dear, sleep is one thing that is important to an old tortoise like myself…
Don’t be partying all night! There is a Bug-Off tournament this weekend!
But are the allegations of you once being a Koopa Troopa true or false, sir?
False of course…
N-no! Of course not! Are you trying to aggravate me, sprout?!
Because I think your town is full of cute animals, they could really use someone who will appreciate them for things that matter, like how they look!
W-well, then. Seems I have competition…But I expect the villagers will pick the right mayor.